The Gibson. A drink of so many "rare qualities".....
Margo, you're my heroine.
2.5 oz. gin or vodka
.5 oz. dry vermouth (Get some high end vermouth. It's worth it!)
3 cocktail onions, for garnish
Stir or shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Breathe onion fire on your companion(s) whilst making snarky comments all evening.
Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night.